how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
soft boy moans make me want to roll into the ocean
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition
You are the future.
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5.Harry Potter is over.
6. That was not ok
*moans but not in a sexy way*
DREAM DATE: take me to barnes and noble, give me $500, leave.
i helped out at a primary school today and there was a little girl called ice and when she told me that was her name i said “aw thats cool!!” without realising so even subconsciously i am the funniest person in the world
I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos cause that shows the ladies that yeah I am rugged but I also am cautious about infection